current mood: pikachu but without ears/tail/arms
what th e he ll that is hor ri fying
every time you insult pikachu i remove one distinct feature
whAT IS GOING ON
IT’S GOING TO END UP BEING A YELLOW BLLOB
I AM SCREWAMING
one more time and it sgonan be the yellow blob i swear im gonna
whAT THA FUICK]
(via roxoah)Source: knochai
It blows my mind that after all this time you’ve spent on earth, nobody ever bothered to tell you that your eyes aren’t fucking brown.
They are copper against honey and sage and when they water they glow, two perfect orbs the same shade as nature after it rains.
You’re not as simple as they wanted you to be.
(via reiconcorps)Source: siouxerz
there was nailpolish standing in front of me and I
accidentlyended up putting it on my nails, this shit is freaking hard, this is why I’m a male.
LITERALLY MY WHOLE THUMB IS BLUE
HOW DO I REMOVE DIS SHIT
Nail polish remover, sweetie.
Well okay I found some luckily
let’s try this shit out.
IS THIS LIKE A HARRY POTTER POTIONS JFC, THIS IS FUCKING MAGIC. I SWEAR.
they are here to learn from the professionals.
(via xxdanishgirlxx)Source: accioabaddon
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
(via officialhaikyuu)Source: supernatural-tardis