Welcome. I obsess over magical boys and write stories.

duragdaddy:

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yooooo my chest hurt so bad from laughin 

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In honor of the two conflicting holidays.

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays.

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dumbpointyanimeshades:

whys tumblr always so dead on sundays

no post on sundays

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ACTIVATING DEATH RAY

fartgallery:

ACTIVATING DEATH RAY

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Fun with chemistry

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  • everyone: it's just a tv show
  • you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
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cashcutie:

the story of a man and his unlikely friend

He’s probably from Florida

Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange

That’s not an orange though?? It’s a tangerine.

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me-rcury:

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ludicrouscupcake:

baconshouldgrowontrees:

You are fucking kidding me

aww its a cute gif of a shark trying to bite but his mouth’s too smAHHHHWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT OH MY GOD STOP NO STOP STOP STOP

if anybody is interested in being even more scared: these motherfuckers have been found in most oceans around the world and have existed for over 30 million years


The deep ocean is as close to hell as it gets man, this things a fucking nightmare




i’m pretty sure this is a goblin shark and there are far more scarier fish in the ocean and in fresh water rivers and streams.
for example:tiger fish
vampire fish
basking shark
snakehead fish
and who can forget old mateANGLER FISH

even better, the Sarcastic Fringehead  (yes Legit name) (also Known as ‘predator fish’)


Terrifying

my inner aquarium volunteer is screaming (SARCASTIC FRINGEHEADS OGHGHGHHFKgjdfhgJDGH) okay here we go
awww look it’s vampyroteuthis infernalis what a cutie

wait what—

whAT

hi missus footballfish how was your day?? 

Oh wait shit I forgot ur dead and preserved in formaldehyde that was rude of me sorry u look lovely mrs footballfish
hello i interrupt this scary marine animal showcase to present mr. california sheephead

he was born a girl like all his sisters. but since he had the biggest jaw size of the group

he changed into a dude fish who takes care of his sisters isn’t that so sweet

look at his lumpy ass head tho.

now back to your regularly scheduled scary-ass fish. oh look it’s cookie cutter shark

what big teeth you have—

oh fuck it lights up that’s it i’m out

pajamasecrets:

iamrickyhoover:

poocomesfromfood:

moist-fondling:

me-rcury:

pinsir:

airlock:

ludicrouscupcake:

baconshouldgrowontrees:

You are fucking kidding me

aww its a cute gif of a shark trying to bite but his mouth’s too smAHHHHWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT OH MY GOD STOP NO STOP STOP STOP

if anybody is interested in being even more scared: these motherfuckers have been found in most oceans around the world and have existed for over 30 million years

The deep ocean is as close to hell as it gets man, this things a fucking nightmare

i’m pretty sure this is a goblin shark and there are far more scarier fish in the ocean and in fresh water rivers and streams.

for example:

tiger fish

vampire fish

basking shark


snakehead fish


and who can forget old mate

ANGLER FISH


even better, the Sarcastic Fringehead  (yes Legit name) (also Known as ‘predator fish’)

Terrifying

my inner aquarium volunteer is screaming (SARCASTIC FRINGEHEADS OGHGHGHHFKgjdfhgJDGH) okay here we go

awww look it’s vampyroteuthis infernalis what a cutie

wait what—

whAT

hi missus footballfish how was your day??

Oh wait shit I forgot ur dead and preserved in formaldehyde that was rude of me sorry u look lovely mrs footballfish

hello i interrupt this scary marine animal showcase to present mr. california sheephead

he was born a girl like all his sisters. but since he had the biggest jaw size of the group

he changed into a dude fish who takes care of his sisters isn’t that so sweet

look at his lumpy ass head tho.

now back to your regularly scheduled scary-ass fish. oh look it’s cookie cutter shark

what big teeth you have—

oh fuck it lights up that’s it i’m out

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amaracheek:

coolandrandomgirl98:


It’s a visual representation of entering a fandom.

This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen


Science

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amaracheek:

coolandrandomgirl98:

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It’s a visual representation of entering a fandom.

This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen

Science

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jaclcfrost:

i don’t care if a character is immortal i want to know their age. their exact age. i want to know how many centuries they’ve been around. if they died before they became immortal i want to know how old they were then. don’t give me that “age: immortal” shit. do not go there

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effervescentforever:

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lumos5001:

noworries-justdisney:

     So, I was watching Meet the Robinsons last night and this scene came up, and then this just sort of…happened.

not sure whether i should laugh or be worried

On a scale of Bowler Hat Guy to Elsa how well do you move past bad experiences in your life?

eren jäger

Batman

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angel-with-a-nerf-gun:

"Love is an open doo-"

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lianachan:

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stahl-ebooks:

heres a midi of hips dont lie with a banjo as the vocals

i cant believe this

this sounds like it belongs in a legend of zelda game

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this srly killed me with this gif

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